10 Reasons Never to Wash
Humor that makes a point
Author Unknown
- I was forced to wash as a child.
- People who wash are hypocrites. They think they are cleaner than others.
- There are so many different kinds of soap that I can't decide which is the right one.
- I used to wash, but it got boring.
- I wash, but only on Christmas or Easter.
- None of my friends wash.
- I will start washing when I'm older.
- I really don't have time.
- The bathroom isn't warm enough.
- People who make soap are only after your money.