Cats & Dogs
What Are Dogs?
Dogs lie around
all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the
They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but they
don't hear you when you are in the same room.
They growl when they are not
When you want to play, they want to play.
When you want to be
alone, they want to play.
They are great at begging.
They will love you
forever if you rub their tummies.
They leave their toys everywhere.
do disgusting things with their mouths and
then try to give you a
Conclusion: They are little men in fur
What Are Cats?
Cats do what they
They rarely listen to you.
They are totally unpredictable.
you want to play, they want to be alone.
When you want to be alone, they want
They expect you to cater to their every whim.
They leave hair everywhere.
They drive you nuts and cost an arm and
Conclusion: They are tiny women in fur